Camfrog Boredom

Written by tytlips

 

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Out of boredom, and its Sinulog festival here and im feelin sick. The psycho in me strikes again. So i pretended to b a guy on a chat channel CAMFROG. So here it goes:

ME: pit senyor gorgeous!

GIRL: ..>.< (shes wid cam)

ME: u in cebu?

GIRL: yeah

ME: reli huh?

GIRL: yes..

ME: damn.. so, u goin sumwer later?

GIRL: i dont think so..

ME: so, ul jz lure urself at home?

ME: get out

ME: commn’

GIRL: yup!

GIRL: so hot..and its bored alone going out..

ME: cn i cum der instead?

ME: lol

GIRL: lol

ME: awwwww, im serious

GIRL: so ur in cebu?

ME: hell yeah

ME: ;D

GIRL: lol

GIRL: alone too?

ME: forevr alone

ME: lol, but aint lonely

GIRL: ohww..thats sad! 😀

ME: ur a sight to behold

ME: ur eyes smiles too

GIRL: ohw, common! theres still be in sumwer..

ME: too bad, not no cam ryt nw

ME: im at work actually

ME: *on

GIRL: i see

GIRL: so take ur time..:D

ME: dats y im viewing u

GIRL: lol

ME: time wel spent

GIRL: have ur break then..

ME: i dnt hav a kitkat wid me

GIRL: u dont..

ME: ferrero rocher wil do ryt?

ME: hehe

GIRL: lol (CLOSED HER CAM AND GOT OFF IN THE ROOM)

ME: and ur gone

ME: wherd u go?

GIRL: refresh..

ME: il add u aryt?

GIRL: up to u…

ME: 🙂

GIRL: 😀

ME: lets go out later

ME: hows dat?

GIRL: u have to fectch me first..lol

ME: u sure?

GIRL: my place..

ME: got my ride wid me though

GIRL: exactly..

ME: wats ur digits?

GIRL: ryt away?

ME: il drop by ur place den jz go out n see me fist

ME: if ur willing to cum wid me den ok

GIRL: ohw..il retreating.sorry

ME: dnt wna pressure u though

ME: jz tell me wen wil b ur available tym?

GIRL: im sorry. im not willing to *** with u..

ME: fuck?

ME: im not saying anything on fucking, lol

GIRL: im not that desperate.

ME: jz meting up, for coffee or a good chitchat

GIRL: nothing else?

ME: but of korz

ME: im not dat desperate edir on getting laid, lol

GIRL: ohww….

ME: jz wana knw u more

ME: coz ur so bubbly eh

GIRL: how old r u?

ME: im 26

ME: u?

GIRL: 20

ME: so ur stil a stud?

GIRL: yup..

ME: great

GIRL: where u in cebu

ME: lahug

ME: u?

GIRL: talisay

ME: long drive wid all d rerouting

ME: hmmm..

GIRL: just pass through along SRP

ME: ok

ME: is 2 pm ok wid u?

GIRL: so ul be here?

ME: y not?

GIRL: kinda shy?

ME: im not

GIRL: i mean me..

ME: so, ur shy?

GIRL: aha!

ME: u dnt need to

ME: il make u feel comfortable

ME: il come drop by in ur place

GIRL: how?

GIRL: ha?

ME: see me first before going out with me

ME: cofee or eat out

GIRL: as in?

GIRL: dnt u hav cam so that u wont have to go here?

ME: NONE

ME: coz im at work

GIRL: pictures?

ME: none edir

ME: i do meet ups in person

GIRL: cge..

ME: wats ur number?

ME: wer u in talisay?

ME: il call u once i get der.

GIRL: im here in deca homes baywalk dumlog

ME: tnx

ME: just go out and see me then.

GIRL: geh,,,

ME: so wats ur number?

ME: hw cn i contact u?

GIRL: xxxxxxxxxxx

ME: name pls?

GIRL: im “DESIREE”

GIRL: and u?

ME: whoah, unique name

ME: im Skylar

ME: il txt u

GIRL: ok

GIRL: wat specific tym wil u b hir?

ME: 3:30pm?

ME: is it ok wid u?

ME: or jz early?

GIRL: okay lng.. (sent her a txt)

ME: did u received it Des?

GIRL: Desiree..

ME: Desiree aryt!

GIRL: oo

ME: good

ME: il call u once im n deca na

GIRL: ok

ME: black monterosport

GIRL: okay..

ME: its a date den, off for lunch nw

ME: see yahh

GIRL: okay..

and how am i supposed to dat? my bad!! pacensya na girl! napagtripan ka tuloy lng ng kabaliwan ko ngayon!! PEACE!!!!!!!!!!