Written by Yvonniekimsori
PROLOGUE:
Following my interest sa Sex Education subject namin when I was in sexond year HS,
Nagsimula akong magpractice ng bj sa talong, saging at bote ng coke. 8oz. Effective din pang dildo. Nung medyo na bore aq tuwing summer vacay, I crafted dicks from candle wax at bread dough. Yeah, I baked my own goodies. Samahan mo ng condom para flexible parang may foreskin. Mas masarap for practice i-bj o ipasok sa loob lalo na at kaka-bake fresh from the oven. mainit-init pa. Nakakabitin parin in the end.
Then, I tried something more “real” to practice on.
Sorry for pet lovers out there.
I tried bj to our pet husky. Nagsimula ito habang pinapaliguan ko. Masipag talaga akong magpaligo ng aso. Syempre I do it after I wash his genitals para hygienic. Medyo napapaduwal ako nung first time na bumulwak yung tamod ng husky namin sa bibig ko. It surprised me to taste real cum ng lalaki for the first time, sa aso pa namin. Medyo maalat na Mapakla. I tried to understand mens’ dick using a dogs’ hotdog at first glance. Napapatawa nalang ako sa sarili ko when I still think about it. Maybe I am going insane. I made some research about sa tamod ng lalaki at nalaman ko na mas sumasarap ang lasa pag may fructose from fruit source. Kailangan lang painumin o kumain ng fruits particularly pineapple. Natutunan ko ding lumunok ng tamod when I made our husky drink some pineapple juice daily ng palihim. Buti nalang mahilig parents ko sa pineapple. Medyo may improvement nga sa lasa ng tamod niya after ilang araw na pinaiinom ko siya ng pineapple. Another Plausible conclusion made by yours truly NOd Yvonnie.
Nung medyo gumaling ako sa bj’s, I tried to level up the experience. I was still 16. I tried practicing to brafuck since maliit palang hinaharap ko noon. Proudly, Size B lang ang bra ko. Medyo nakakahiya sa mga “friends” ko na nagrerequest mag titfuck sakin pero di ko maipit ang ari nila sa dibdib ko. Ouch. sorry, Bj nalang kita.
Brafuck was the quick solution to this problem. Natutunan ko sa modern Kamasutra foreplay tech. ng mga Asian sexual therapists-mga Japanese. Asian talaga maliit mga dede.
Bumili aq ng push-up work out gym bras. Very useful din ito to wear sa mga majorette practices namin. Tapos nag-ipit pa aq ng patong patong na 4 na silicone sa suso ko kaya nagagawa ko nang mag titfuck kahit maliit mga suso k.
Asian Banana split tawag nila dito.
Best served hot after majorette exhibition practices.
I tried non penetrative sex practices ever since my majorette days in HS. Hindi lang exhibition at Baile ang prina practice ko noon whenever I wear my shiny skirt, tops and boots. Inaamin kong maliit lang boobs ko noon kaya puro plain ordinary blowjobs lang nagagawa ko for my “friends”. BtW Para sakin overrated ang term na fuckbuddy so I use the term friends or close friends para safely discreet lalo na puro shy type mga kasiping ko. Mas gusto ko talaga sa mga loner type na lalaki because they can really keep a real secret kaya nakakaulit kami. This is my principle about FuBu until today pag makikipagsex aq.
Have Control (with birthcontrol) sa kalibugan mo at bibig. Learn when to stop. Ayaw ko ng makulit. If you just keep quiet and keep your mouth shut then maybe pagbibigyan kita in my time. Ok sakin ang makipag contact once a week. As the resident Ate or senior of the group, I always do NPS(non penetrative sex) madalas sa mga kasama kong lalaki sa marching band. May mga lesbiana din akong majorette “friends” pero bihira kaming magkiskisan. I learned from experience na Majorettes are like sex magnets. kahit saan kami magmarcha laging may mga jawdropping moments habang nakatutok ang mga mata sa amin. Sa mga kasama kong lalaki, sex is a very effective motivation sa kanila to attend our routine practices. Ang sipag at ganado sila lagi that we made it to the top. We always get awards. Nanalo din kami sa annual marching band contest on our City Patronal Fiesta vs other schools. Im so proud na masipag magpractice ang grupo ko. I gave them many memorable moments bago ako umalis. Malapit na akong maka graduate and i dont want to be excommunicated, suspended or expelled lalo na sa Catholic School aq nag HighSchool pag may lumabas akong scandal. Just to be clear, Im just fucking or blowing dicks and partly not making love. There is a big difference between the two. Gusto ko lang magkaroon ng affection between my bandmates.
Natuto na ako from my first love. Ang gago niya. I gave him my virginity. Matapos niya akong kantutin in the band locker room wearing my majorette uniform, nawala nlang bigla. I was 16 then kaya mas gusto ko nalang na kumain ng ari at lumunok ng tamod kaysa maputukan sa loob ko at mabuntis ng wala sa oras. Buti nalang di niya ako nabuntis kahit pinutukan niya ako sa loob on my first time. Mahirap na at malaking kahihiyan lalo sa pamilya ko who are very prominent dito sa amin.
To be concluded….
Cos-sex artisan.
Unregistered sex therapist (kamasutra)
Registered filipina nurse. HIV councilor (free consultation pero isa-isa lang po) 😉
Certified majorette and baton twirler
Need I say more? 🙂
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